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Web site last updated on August 10th, 2000

We are a couple of guys who are on a mission to make this THE authoritative page for cracks and insults on the 'net.

WeLcOmE To ThE CrAcK PiPe

In the following sections, we have listed some of the best cracks, insults, and put-downs known to man. First is the "Yo Mama is so..." section with numerous cracks on your fat, stinking mama.

Next is the insult wav section where we have posted some of the most insulting wavs we could find, and some we have created ourselves. Please be warned that almost all of these wavs contain offensive language, so you have been properly forewarned!!

Next is our Crack Pipe "Hit of the Week" where we pick one of our favorite cracks or one submitted by you and feature it here all by itself because we think it is funny.

As the site grows in popularity(we hope), we will add new sections to this page and hopefully take over the world with it someday. BUT WE NEED YOU TO HELP US FULFILL OUR POWER-MAD DREAMS OF WORLD DOMINATION!! Send us your cracks, yo mama jokes, insulting wavs, etc.(the nastier the better!!). Send your material to AIRMAGNUS@MINDSPRING.COM and we will post it on The Crack Pipe and give you the credit you deserve and demand. We may even feature your crack on our "Hit of the Week". We need you to help make this site the definitive site for all things crack.

So enjoy...and take a big hit off "THE CRACK PIPE!!"

AND REMEMBER TO SEND US YOUR MATERIAL!!!

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Check out all the cracks we make about your mama!!
WARNING!!! Some of these jokes contain offensive language!! Do not click if you will be offended!!

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A collection of various insulting and weird wavs...
WARNING!!! Some of these wavs contain offensive language!! Do not click if you will be offended!!

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